The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.205 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,512 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 520,140 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,100,446 per year while the poor average 85,971, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 95^th in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 520,140.44 Standard Monetary Units.