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Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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BrightonBurg

Population38.79 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.79 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,923 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 487,832 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,237,699 per year while the poor average 28,153, a ratio of 115 to 1.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Kaiser Janos II For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Kaiser Janos II's supporters, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in One big Island for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 20,336.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55thMost Primitive: 67thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdMost Avoided: 90thHighest Economic Output: 90thFattest Citizens: 95thMost Devout: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 112thHighest Disposable Incomes: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159thMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Retail Industry: 212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 240thHighest Average Incomes: 360thLargest Populations: 400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,073rdMost Armed: 1,298thRudest Citizens: 1,862ndLargest Black Market: 2,272ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,677thMost Influential: 6,176thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,956thMost Efficient Economies: 9,489thMost Conservative: 10,992ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,443rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,126th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BrightonBurg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Kaiser Janos II For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Kaiser Janos II's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in BrightonBurg, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : BrightonBurg lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.

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