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Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 28th
The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population41.502 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.502 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,366 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 490,726 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,796,386 per year while the poor average 41,829, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, you can't spell society without CIS, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Wild Boar Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 6,133rd in the world and 1st in One big Island for Most Influential, scoring 11,499 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndMost Primitive: 69thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 76thFattest Citizens: 86thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90thHighest Economic Output: 94thMost Devout: 107thMost Avoided: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thHighest Disposable Incomes: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 274thLargest Populations: 390thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 484thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,348thMost Armed: 1,417thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,140thLargest Black Market: 3,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,607thRudest Citizens: 4,120thMost Influential: 6,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,290thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,486thMost Conservative: 16,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,746thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,520th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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