The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.433 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,283 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 488,430 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,112,670 per year while the poor average 71,820, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 102,268^th in the world and 30^th in One big Island for Largest Governments, scoring 12.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.