The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.79 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,923 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 487,832 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,237,699 per year while the poor average 28,153, a ratio of 115 to 1.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Kaiser Janos II For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Kaiser Janos II's supporters, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 111^th in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 20,336.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.