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Largest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29th
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population37.433 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.433 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,283 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 488,430 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,112,670 per year while the poor average 71,820, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 102,268th in the world and 30th in One big Island for Largest Governments, scoring 12.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65thFattest Citizens: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thMost Devout: 91stMost Avoided: 94thHighest Economic Output: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 102ndMost Primitive: 106thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129thLargest Retail Industry: 176thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 228thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndLargest Populations: 403rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 973rdRudest Citizens: 1,231stMost Armed: 1,254thLargest Black Market: 1,706thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,265thMost Influential: 5,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,755thMost Efficient Economies: 9,611thTop
Most Conservative: 11,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,239thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,286thLowest Crime Rates: 20,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,785thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,503rd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

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