The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.502 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,366 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 490,726 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,796,386 per year while the poor average 41,829, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, you can't spell society without CIS, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Wild Boar Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 6,133^rd in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Most Influential, scoring 11,499 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.