The Republic of Brittania imperiuus is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.653 billion Brittanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brittanian economy, worth 960 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,057 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brittanian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, you can't spell society without CIS, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brittania imperiuus's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brittania imperiuus is ranked 11,804^th in the world and 257^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 30.18 average smiles per day.