The Hjonking Hjonker than Hjonk of Cyptopir is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The devout population of 1.056 billion Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 108 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,559 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, Cyptopiriot scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cyptopir is ranked 108,810^th in the world and 2,583^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,481.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.