The Anarchist communes of Greenarchia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bernie with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.166 billion Greenarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noam. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greenarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Bookchins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,779 Bookchins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bernie is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. Greenarchia's national animal is the Spotted Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Greenarchia is ranked 8,137^th in the world and 203^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.34 law-abiding acts per hour.