The Dictatorship of Jaaaaaake is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.402 billion Jaaaaaakeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jaaaaaakean economy, worth 373 trillion SCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,737 SCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, military spending is on the increase, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaaaaaake's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jaaaaaake is ranked 266,839^th in the world and 6,442^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,508.63 Standard Monetary Units.