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Luxize wrote:

Great morning program. I'm going to switch coffee for tea if you don't mind.
-snip-

I had Kukicha tea with breakfast. Or would you like Lapsang souchong?

Thepeopl wrote:

I had Kukicha tea with breakfast. Or would you like Lapsang souchong?

The first sounds nice. Thanks.

Pidgonia wrote:

Pidgon and it's colonies shall be glorious!

Oh no. No no no no no. Not more!

*stands in other corner menacingly*

Good news, we now have a 63% crime-to-execution rate! That means 63% of criminals is executed within a week!
What are your crime-to-execution rates?

Pidgon wrote:

Good news, we now have a 63% crime-to-execution rate! That means 63% of criminals is executed within a week!

There is no such stat in NationStates.

Pidgon wrote:

What are your crime-to-execution rates?

DON'T DOUBLE POST *angry Luxize noises*

Pidgon wrote:

Good news, we now have a 63% crime-to-execution rate! That means 63% of criminals is executed within a week!

That's what they get for breaking Article VII of Protocol MCMLXI of The Inane Draconian Laws: The Tax on Breathing Act, where it clearly states: Any individual(s) taking upon Residency of this country and its realms, hereforeto, must concede upon April 1st, 2020, to pay taxes for every litre breathed or consumed in the process of respiration or any other bodily process to consume oxygen. Failing to provide protocol impositions shall be fined for a minimum of $2000 equivalent, or jailed with the minimum penalty of 20 years.

Luxize wrote:

My citizens have come to breath toxic purple gas!

It is only the most logical recourse that they must receive the maximum punishment!

Agalaesia wrote:

Congratulations to East Gia Newskers for being selected as the winner of this month's endorsement cards draw! Thank you for endorsing our delegate Chimes! If you want to win a shiny legendary card, be sure to endorse our delegate Chimes to have a chance whenever next month's draw is run!

Oh hey! First time I have won anything remotely significant in a lucky draw. Shoutout to Agalaesia and remember to endorse our delegate Chimes.

hi

Chimes, be careful with Karktopials

He was banned from Europe for swearing and insulting people.

Karktopials wrote:

the dirty crime boy.............hehe

What do you mean?
Don't double post.
Especially don't swear or insult.
And welcome back to the region.

Karktopials wrote:

i was from fylk vigr a spy to europe...............hmppp pathetic

I said, don't double post. Edit your message if you want to say more.

Luxize wrote:

What do you mean?
Don't double post.
Especially don't swear or insult.
And welcome back to the region.

He is a spammer