The Colony of Federal Eagle Colony is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 707 million Federal Eagle Colonyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The strong Federal Eagle Colonyian economy, worth 52.0 trillion ISDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,543 ISDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", reddish-brown is the new black, and political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Eagle Colony's national animal is the Eagle.

Federal Eagle Colony is ranked 74,496^th in the world and 1,549^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,893.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.