The Confederacy of Lukemburg is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.9 billion Lukemburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lukemburgian economy, worth 580 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,137 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is under martial law, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lukemburgians any less frightened, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lukemburg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lukemburg is ranked 77,001^st in the world and 1,746^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 383.46 on the Clooney Contribution Index.