The Kingdom of New Garokirk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.309 billion New Garokirkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koitown. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Garokirkian economy, worth 331 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,105 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Garokirk's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Garokirk is ranked 278,952^nd in the world and 4,780^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.