The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.188 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,066 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,625 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, bins outnumber trees in city parks, all beauty contests have been banned, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 14,457^th in the world and 345^th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,539.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.