The Constitutional Monarchy of New Philippine Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Rodrigo Del Calvacante with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.82 billion Filipinos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quezon City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Empirean economy, worth 581 trillion Philippine Imperial Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,237 Philippine Imperial Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Empire's national animal is the The Northern Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Philippine Empire is ranked 103,933^rd in the world and 2,391^st in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 206.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.