The Confederacy of North Androssan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.1 billion North Androssanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andrex. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Androssanian economy, worth 749 trillion Andrexes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,606 Andrexes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, diplomacy is a foreign concept to North Androssanians, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Androssan's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Androssan is ranked 28,679^th in the world and 6^th in Cult of Thalmoria for Safest, scoring 109.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.