The Confederative Republic of Sal Anderro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Il Precidence with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.078 billion Sal Anderrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cintante Dil Precidence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sal Anderran economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion Anderran Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,564 Anderran Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Misbehaving Pacifican Killer Whales deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sal Anderro's national animal is the Pacifican Killer Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Church of the Willing Christianity.

Sal Anderro is ranked 220,210^th in the world and 4,340^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.