The Jingoistic States of The Dysk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tomjon with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 21.778 billion Dyskians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitoller. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion Seats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,295 Seats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, nude art is becoming wildly popular, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dysk's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Dysk is ranked 35,629^th in the world and 823^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.78 law-abiding acts per hour.