The Democratic States of The Muslim State of the Ummah is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 421 million Harmonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony Haven. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Muslim State of the Ummahian economy, worth 23.0 trillion UnityCoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,591 UnityCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, citizens may cast their vote by mail or phone, and Harmony Haven's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Muslim State of the Ummah's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Muslim State of the Ummah is ranked 33,885^th in the world and 787^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.53 law-abiding acts per hour.