The United Kingdom of White Russia and the Great Plateau is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Marchioness of Moskau-Göringen with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 1.661 billion White Russians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Moskau. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White Russian economy, worth 196 trillion Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,503 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, foreign despots proudly bandstand on White Russian airwaves, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Russia and the Great Plateau's national animal is the White Russian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

White Russia and the Great Plateau is ranked 105,808^th in the world and 2,437^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 196.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.