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Aye (6) Ashlawn Dendrobium Emazia Hulldom Rayekka World Trade
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Abstain (1) Cydoni

The bill has passed and will be sent to the House.

Senators, we have begun debate on the Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act (2021).


R.P. 001 Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act (2021)

An Act to Regulate the Viscosity of Yogurt.
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-- Written by Rhyssuan peoples, Brototh --
-- Sponsored by: Ashlawn --

______________________________________________________________


Acknowledging the travesty of inconsistency that is the Thaecian dairy industry, which suffers from a lack of regulation, shocked at the products that are labeled as "yogurt" for consumers, and seeking to protect said consumers, hereby enacts the following:

Congress hereby agrees,

  • Section I - The food product known as "yogurt" shall be defined as a milk-based food product obtained by the fermentation of either homogenized or non-homogenized denatured milk by bacterial cultures, and which shall have an approximate viscosity between 147 centipoise (cP) and 159 centipoise (cP).

  • Section I - The Thaecian Executive branch shall have the ability to create the Thaecian Dairy Commission (TDC), which shall be placed under the Home Affairs Ministry and tasked with testing all Thaecian-produced yogurt to ensure that it meets the above viscosity guidelines.

  • Section II: The TDC shall be led by a Thaecian Dairy Commissioner, who shall supervise one Deputy Commissioner and at least one Assistant Commissioner.

  • Section III: Every two months, the TDC is encouraged to submit a "Thaecian Dairy Report" to Congress, so that the legislative branch can be kept aware of efforts to ensure safety for Thaecian Yogurt consumers.

Read dispatch

"For far too long, we have had yogurt that is too runny and yogurt that is too thick. In the name of the good lord Godsinia, praise be upon him, we should fulfill his holy wishes and regulate yogurt viscosity. I commend this bill to the Senate."

On an OOC Note: I have a 0.0% clue what we're actually doing with this bill, but we should definitely do this IC. :P

Rhyssuan peoples

The first time this bill came to light, Thaecia was all too young. Much more pressing matters to establish herself as a thriving region they said. We will return to this later, they said.

Never did Thaecia return, until the age of Zanaana when be put it on the House floor. Alas, t'was not meant to be, as it slipped down to the abyss once more.

Eventually our heroes in the Senate brought the bill back up- even the legendary, revered Thaecian-Conservative Andy Dusre recognised that the region must change in order to survive. Alas, once more, it fell due to a technicality that the evil Cerdenia and his band of Justices exposed, thwarting the region once more.

But in the end, the Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act arose once more. Shall it fail, it shall rise again. Hail the Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act! Hail Rhyssua! Hail the Marconian State (the original author)!

Hulldom and Rhyssuan peoples

Man this bill was introduced during the first ever session of the Thaecian House and when I was speaker. For too long has this bill been on the docket. To celebrate 2 years of Thaecia I strongly feel we should pass this bill for once and for all.

Senators, we have begun voting on the Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act (2021).


R.P. 001 Regulation of Yogurt Viscosity Act (2021)

An Act to Regulate the Viscosity of Yogurt.
------

-- Written by Rhyssuan peoples, Brototh --
-- Sponsored by: Ashlawn --

______________________________________________________________


Acknowledging the travesty of inconsistency that is the Thaecian dairy industry, which suffers from a lack of regulation, shocked at the products that are labeled as "yogurt" for consumers, and seeking to protect said consumers, hereby enacts the following:

Congress hereby agrees,

  • Section I - The food product known as "yogurt" shall be defined as a milk-based food product obtained by the fermentation of either homogenized or non-homogenized denatured milk by bacterial cultures, and which shall have an approximate viscosity between 147 centipoise (cP) and 159 centipoise (cP).

  • Section I - The Thaecian Executive branch shall have the ability to create the Thaecian Dairy Commission (TDC), which shall be placed under the Home Affairs Ministry and tasked with testing all Thaecian-produced yogurt to ensure that it meets the above viscosity guidelines.

  • Section II: The TDC shall be led by a Thaecian Dairy Commissioner, who shall supervise one Deputy Commissioner and at least one Assistant Commissioner.

  • Section III: Every two months, the TDC is encouraged to submit a "Thaecian Dairy Report" to Congress, so that the legislative branch can be kept aware of efforts to ensure safety for Thaecian Yogurt consumers.

Read dispatch

Aye

Cydoni (IND)
Dendrobium (SOL)
Emazia (IND)
Hulldom (LPT)
Rayekka (IND)
World Trade (LPT)

AYE

Aye! Aye! A million times Aye!

Aye

Aye

Swearing in of Senators

Congratulations to the Senators-elect duly chosen by the people of Thaecia! Here's to wonderful things from you all!

Now, to inaugurate you all to this fine chamber, please take the following oath:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of Thaecia against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter."

Cerdenia (TF)
The helvetic imperium (IND)

- Taungu
Electoral Commissioner of Thaecia

I do solemnly affirm that I will support and defend the Constitution of Thaecia against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.

Taungu and Dendrobium

The helvetic imperium

Thaecia

I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of Thaecia against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.

Taungu and Dendrobium

As for the current vote, since it's not really serious, I'm voting nay on this one, can't say I'm a big fan of government regulations myself xd

Results:
Aye (5) Ashlawn Dendrobium Hulldom Rayekka World Trade
Nay (1) Cerdenia
Abstain (3) Cydoni Emazia The helvetic imperium

The bill has passed and will be sent to the House.

Senators, we have begun debate on the following Constitutional Amendment.

The Amendment To Fix a Problem In the Constitution Which Is Very Big and Should Definitely Get Fixed Because If it Doesn't That Probably Means The Legislature Isn't Smart
Author: Cerdenia
Sponsor: Cerdenia, Hulldom, Ashlawn, Dendrobium, The helvetic imperium

Hey guys, I just found out we have a problem in the constitution. Now I don't know who created this problem, maybe it was me, maybe it was someone else, can't be sure to be honest with you, but basically our constitution isn't well worded and the implications of such means that the Smelly Court can interpret Referenda for the Expansion/Reduction of Congress as requiring the votes of MPs/Senators directly in the referendum, which is probably a dumb idea and wasn't intended and we should fix this maybe.

Article II, Section I of the Thaecian Constitution shall be amended to be read as follows:

The Legislative branch of government, also known as congress, shall be a bicameral legislature. The lower chamber shall be called the House of Commons (also known as the Commons or simply the House) and shall consist of at least seven members of parliament (MPs). The upper chamber shall be called the Senate and shall consist of at least 5 five senators. In order to expand or reduce the number of seats in either house chamber of Congress, two thirds of both chambers and the region, in the form of a referendum, must approve of the expansion/reduction a motion, requiring two-thirds approval in each individual Chamber of Congress, is required. Following the passage of the motion through both Chambers of Congress, the motion shall be sent to citizens and voted on through a region-wide referendum, requiring three fifths support of voting citizens in order to pass. The expansion or reduction must always result in an odd number of seats in a chamber.

Under Article II, Section I of the Thaecian Constitution, the following Sub-Section shall be created:

Sub-Section I - The first reduction of Congress following the addition of this Sub-Section to the Constitution shall not follow the traditional system for reducing/expanding Congress. Instead, the reduction may pass through a motion initiated in the Senate, provided the motion obtains the support of two-thirds of the Chamber. Following the first reduction of Congress done through this system, this Sub-Section shall no longer have any constitutional value and shall be removed.

Read dispatch

I agree with tAtFPitCwiVBaSDGFBiiDtPMtLiS Amendment. I believe we must pass it as soon as possible for the sake of functional democracy.

Alright guys ths is pretty simple, everyone saw what happened, we all know that's BS and the region already voted in the referendum by a two-thirds margin. Taking all of these into account, we all know there is no reason to oppose this amendment, while we have never done something like this before, we must get this fixed as soon as possible, or else we will have ignored a referendum due to a technicality while also keeping the massive issue of noncompetitive elections which we have had for the past few months.

Hulldom and Emazia

This is absolutely needed. The referendum result from last night shows how broken and stupid the current way is. I urge all Senators to vote for this amendment as it sets out the procedure perfectly and as it should be.

The helvetic imperium

Thaecia

I would absolutely agree. This fixes something which is poorly worded, yet through that poor wording, is extremely damaging to our region and our government as a whole. While as Cerdenia said this is outside the typical precedent for the Senate, it is essential nonetheless, and therefore I encourage my fellow Senators to vote Aye on it, and will be doing so myself.

Senators, we have begun voting on the following Constitutional Amendment.

The Amendment To Fix a Problem In the Constitution Which Is Very Big and Should Definitely Get Fixed Because If it Doesn't That Probably Means The Legislature Isn't Smart
Author: Cerdenia
Sponsor: Cerdenia, Hulldom, Ashlawn, Dendrobium, The helvetic imperium

Hey guys, I just found out we have a problem in the constitution. Now I don't know who created this problem, maybe it was me, maybe it was someone else, can't be sure to be honest with you, but basically our constitution isn't well worded and the implications of such means that the Smelly Court can interpret Referenda for the Expansion/Reduction of Congress as requiring the votes of MPs/Senators directly in the referendum, which is probably a dumb idea and wasn't intended and we should fix this maybe.

Article II, Section I of the Thaecian Constitution shall be amended to be read as follows:

The Legislative branch of government, also known as congress, shall be a bicameral legislature. The lower chamber shall be called the House of Commons (also known as the Commons or simply the House) and shall consist of at least seven members of parliament (MPs). The upper chamber shall be called the Senate and shall consist of at least 5 five senators. In order to expand or reduce the number of seats in either house chamber of Congress, two thirds of both chambers and the region, in the form of a referendum, must approve of the expansion/reduction a motion, requiring two-thirds approval in each individual Chamber of Congress, is required. Following the passage of the motion through both Chambers of Congress, the motion shall be sent to citizens and voted on through a region-wide referendum, requiring three fifths support of voting citizens in order to pass. The expansion or reduction must always result in an odd number of seats in a chamber.

Under Article II, Section I of the Thaecian Constitution, the following Sub-Section shall be created:

Sub-Section I - The first reduction of Congress following the addition of this Sub-Section to the Constitution shall not follow the traditional system for reducing/expanding Congress. Instead, the reduction may pass through a motion initiated in the Senate, provided the motion obtains the support of two-thirds of the Chamber. Following the first reduction of Congress done through this system, this Sub-Section shall no longer have any constitutional value and shall be removed.

Read dispatch

Aye

Cerdenia (TF)
Cydoni (IND)
Dendrobium (SOL)
Emazia (IND)
Hulldom (LPT)
Rayekka (IND)
The helvetic imperium (IND)
World Trade (LPT)

Big brain move. High IQ.

Aye.

The best legislation this region has ever seen.

Aye.

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