| Population | 11.133 billion |
| Capital | Felix City |
| Leader | PXY |
| Faith | Cult of Felix |
| Currency | Felixbucks |
| Animal | Felix Worshipping Critter |
The Underground Server Room of Free Radio States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PXY with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.133 billion Worshipper of Felixes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felix City. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Worshipping Felix economy, worth a remarkable 4,368 trillion Felixbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,385 Felixbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics, and Free Radio States is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Radio States's national animal is the Felix Worshipping Critter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Felix.
Free Radio States is ranked 3,371st in the world and 1st in absolute stupidity for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,578.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Free Radio States, Free Radio States is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics.
- : Free Radio States was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows.
- : Following new legislation in Free Radio States, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Free Radio States was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
