The Utopian Kingdom of the Union of Roendavar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Celion Faunus Eleos Caenalren Iralethias with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.047 billion Roendavareils enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dociara City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Roendavarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Roendavarian Areus a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,206 Roendavarian Areus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All you have to do is pray to get into Roendavar, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Roendavar's national animal is the Great Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protacism.

Roendavar is ranked 2,450^th in the world and 6^th in The Western Isles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,795.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.