The National Syndicated Kingdom of Zordennox is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kommissar Thibault IV Prévauxler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.243 billion Zordauxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorinvec. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zordauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,514 trillion ₴x Croix Syndicats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,358 ₴x Croix Syndicats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zordennox's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hermetic Christianity.

Zordennox is ranked 258,315^th in the world and 40^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.