The United Federation of Angrunia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mohamed Fahlan with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.333 billion Ahrunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sertu. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angrunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion Derons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,062 Derons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', Mohamed Fahlan reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angrunia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angrunian Catholicism.

Angrunia is ranked 262,961^st in the world and 21^st in Warzone Asia for Most Primitive, scoring -201.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.