The Grand Gold Holy Kingdom of Dolcemare is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 646 million Dolcemarinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosenbourg. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolcemarean economy, worth 50.2 trillion Mattoncinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,669 Mattoncinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolcemare's national animal is the ninni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolcemare is ranked 7,022^nd in the world and 19^th in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 126.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.