The Computer-themed Nation of TE5u9 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1 billion users enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Te5u9 economy, worth 25.4 trillion bytes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,364 bytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bytes on liquor and tobacco. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TE5u9's national animal is the robot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TE5u9 is ranked 33,549^th in the world and 85^th in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 107.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.