The Free Land of Belladonnia is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.413 billion Belladonnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ddraigtopia. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Belladonnian economy, worth 327 trillion UniverseEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,169 UniverseEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belladonnia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belladonnia is ranked 9,749^th in the world and 12^th in Caer Sidi for Safest, scoring 121.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.