The Federation of Crypthic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.346 billion Crypthicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyphrus. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crypthician economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,592 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime is totally unknown. Crypthic's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crypthic is ranked 31,316^th in the world and 27^th in Caer Sidi for Safest, scoring 108.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.