The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Photios VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.092 billion Fotisdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth 786 trillion kimwniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,152 kimwniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, the Nas Osanna XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 4,720^th in the world and 96^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 131.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.