The Federation of Inner Ryxtylopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eduardo Velázquez with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 8.563 billion Inner Ryxtylopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ryxenia. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Ryxtylopian economy, worth 886 trillion Ryxtylopian Ryxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,524 Ryxtylopian Ryxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Ryxtylopian Ryxes in blood to make a point about government incomes, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and Ryxenia is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Ryxtylopia's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Inner Ryxtylopia is ranked 4,511^th in the world and 93^rd in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.