The Matriarchy of Ritelssaeney is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.3 billion Saeneyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gistarli. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ritelssaeneylese economy, worth 285 trillion Madrelions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,541 Madrelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the Ritelssaeneylese Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime is totally unknown. Ritelssaeney's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ritelssaeney is ranked 47,235^th in the world and 790^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 103.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.