The Protectorate of -02032012E is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.53 billion -02032012Eians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 46.2%.

The strong -02032012Eian economy, worth 335 trillion adverts a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,384 adverts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of -02032012E has been announced as the new Head of State, -02032012E has designated -02032012E City as its capital city, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to -02032012E" on tails, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -02032012E's national animal is the dove.

-02032012E is ranked 47,510^th in the world and 5^th in Hellworld 2 for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.