The Allied States of -Flareon is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.322 billion -Flareonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The strong -Flareonian economy, worth 97.3 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,575 Eevee Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and a major religion has been named as -Flareon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Flareon's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Flareon is ranked 86,712^th in the world and 8^th in Eevee for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,547.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.