The Allied States of -Jolteon is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.271 billion -Jolteonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish -Jolteonian economy, worth 33.7 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 26,506 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and a major religion has been named as -Jolteon's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Jolteon's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Jolteon is ranked 173,621^st in the world and 7^th in Eevee for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 159.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.