The Commonwealth of -Olympus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Greta Lefevre with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.546 billion Olympians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The very strong Olympian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,146 crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,789 per year while the poor average 3,575, a ratio of 100 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, -Olympus has designated Port Angeles as its capital city, Greta Lefevre has just been declared ruler of -Olympus in an international press conference, and Christianity has been named as -Olympus's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Olympus's national animal is the geoduck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

-Olympus is ranked 82,484^th in the world and 2^nd in the Columbia River for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.