The Nuclear-Mandarin Technate of 1000000 Burning Biologists is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Technarch-Executor Xu Sheng with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.574 billion biologists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Science Team Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient 1000000 Burning Biologistsian economy, worth 64.1 trillion Christian Hotel Soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,699 Christian Hotel Soaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1000000 Burning Biologists's national animal is the cheese moles, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is state atheism.

1000000 Burning Biologists is ranked 239,367^th in the world and 13^th in Shadowport for Most Developed, scoring 52.06 on the Human Development Index.