The Republic of 1 Uma is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.833 billion 1 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.5%.

The all-consuming 1 Uman economy, worth 217 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,494 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,454 per year while the poor average 25,546, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, edutainment video games are taking 1 Uma's students to the next level, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Uma is ranked 210,974^th in the world and 179^th in Izern for Largest Populations, with 1.83 billion capita.