The Sultanate of 7278C is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.453 billion 7278Cians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant 7278Cian economy, worth 57.9 trillion Hyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Cheese Exports. Average income is 10,621 Hyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, gambling is outlawed, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7278C's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

7278C is ranked 51,950^th in the world and 10^th in Shinka for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.63 law-abiding acts per hour.