The Republic of 7 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.911 billion 7 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Uman economy, worth 209 trillion banks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,747 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

7 Uma is ranked 326,619^th in the world and 884^th in Izern for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.