The Republic of 8fez is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning efsz population. The hard-working population of 862 million 8fezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The 8fezian economy, worth 34.8 trillion zefs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,370 zefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 8fez's national animal is the efsz.

8fez is ranked 167,581^st in the world and 3^rd in Nowhere for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 334.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.