Population | 10.465 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Theocracy of 90055 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.465 billion 90055ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient 90055ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,254 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90055's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
90055 is ranked 22,500th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this12 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,561.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 90055 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most Patriotic.
- : 90055 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in 90055, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.