The Join Lily of 95th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.999 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 566 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,187 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 95th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

95th Catgirl Division is ranked 136,113^th in the world and 2^nd in Chernota for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.85 kickbacks per hour.