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Most Primitive: 3,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,706th
The Galactic Steak Sauce of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Delicious!
A Giant Bottle of Steak Sauce
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

A1

Population6.503 billion

CapitalGrocery Store
LeaderA Giant Bottle of Steak Sauce
FaithDeliciousness

Currencysteak sauce
Animalglass bottle

The Galactic Steak Sauce of A1 is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by A Giant Bottle of Steak Sauce with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.503 billion Steak Sauces are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grocery Store. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The Steak Sauce economy, worth 315 trillion steak sauces a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,463 steak sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A1's national animal is the glass bottle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deliciousness.

A1 is ranked 132,496th in the world and 245th in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,450.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 3,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,069thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,706thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31,149th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A1 created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in A1, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in A1, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in A1, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in A1, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in A1, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : A1 lodged a message on the Starlight Regional Message Board.
  • : A1 lodged a message on the Starlight Regional Message Board.
  • : A1 lodged a message on the Starlight Regional Message Board.
  • : A1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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