The Republic of A7rogel is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 29 million A7rogelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving A7rogelian economy, worth 1.67 trillion I will nevererer runs out of ideas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,700 I will nevererer runs out of ideas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,242 per year while the poor average 11,769, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A7rogel's national animal is the KEYBOARD SMASH TRDREDERXDCTFTFGVTFTVGBYH, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A7rogel is ranked 241,763^rd in the world and 11^th in Exasperation for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 992.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.