The Rogue Nation of A Choo-Choo Train is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.347 billion Choo-Choo Trainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong Choo-Choo Trainian economy, worth 502 trillion lumps of coal a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 53,744 lumps of coal, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and Choo-Choo Trainian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Choo-Choo Train's national animal is the choo-choo train, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Choo-Choo Train is ranked 117,886^th in the world and 9^th in Atlantis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,815.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.