The Featured of A Featured Region is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Featured Region with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.461 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth 878 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 196,899 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Featured Region have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Regional resumés, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 1,712^th in the world and 1^st in Greater London for Safest, scoring 151.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.