The Simple Mind of A Hobgoblin is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Dwarf Sheep population. The hard-working population of 16.162 billion Hobgoblins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Hobgoblin economy, worth 746 trillion Talers a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,187 Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Hobgoblin's national animal is the Dwarf Sheep.

A Hobgoblin is ranked 199,668^th in the world and 57^th in St Abbaddon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.