The Endless Hijinks of A Hogwarts Prankster is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.991 billion muggleborns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsmeade. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient muggleborn economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Galleons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,114 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and Oliver Brown's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Hogwarts Prankster's national animal is the Giant Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

A Hogwarts Prankster is ranked 239,644^th in the world and 12^th in Hogwarts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.63 law-abiding acts per hour.