The First Kothic Switcher of A Nuclear Error is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.151 billion Nuclear Errorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.3%.

The strong Nuclear Errorian economy, worth 825 trillion uraniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,463 uraniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Nuclear Error's national animal is the four eyed monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Nuclear Error is ranked 50,115^th in the world and 1^st in Nugut for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.43 kickbacks per hour.