The Pristine Community of A Perfect Neighborhood is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Homeowners Association with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.103 billion Neighbors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of First Neighborhood. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Neighbor economy, worth 128 trillion Neighborhood Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 31,348 Neighborhood Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of First Neighborhood, The Homeowners Association has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Perfect Neighborhood's national animal is the Pidgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Perfect Neighborhood is ranked 122,057^th in the world and 19^th in The Galactics Union for Most Primitive, scoring -36.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.