Population | 4.643 billion |
Currency | Chip |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Nihilism of A Pink Haired Punk is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.643 billion Punks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.
The powerhouse Punk economy, worth 385 trillion Chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 83,104 Chips, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Pink Haired Punk's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
A Pink Haired Punk is ranked 256,147th in the world and 8th in One Small Island for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Pink Haired Punk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : A Pink Haired Punk's influence in One Small Island rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in A Pink Haired Punk, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.