by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Secular: 4,782ndMost Primitive: 7,788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,832nd
The Nihilism of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Pop punk is fake. Punk doesn't strive for popularity.
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

A Pink Haired Punk

Population4.643 billion

CurrencyChip
AnimalDolphin

The Nihilism of A Pink Haired Punk is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.643 billion Punks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The powerhouse Punk economy, worth 385 trillion Chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 83,104 Chips, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Pink Haired Punk's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

A Pink Haired Punk is ranked 256,147th in the world and 8th in One Small Island for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 4,782ndMost Primitive: 7,788thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,832ndLargest Mining Sector: 18,329thLargest Retail Industry: 19,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,452nd
Top
10%
Most Average: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report