The Republic of A really nice refounder is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.084 billion really nice refounderians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong really nice refounderian economy, worth 516 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,230 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,312 per year while the poor average 5,046, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A really nice refounder's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A really nice refounder is ranked 172,923^rd in the world and 1^st in Leftist Republics for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 448.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.